Had a ball hosting Temecula Valley International Film Festival Awards Night. Guesses?
Finishing the last episodes of season 2 of “America: Facts vs Fiction” @AHC_TV Oct 7 premiere.
Too hot for the park? Here’s a solution.
"I know it’s 100 degrees today in LA, but the jean vest really tied the outfit together".
She shakes her booty just like her mother.
@jaydaviscomedy @richyleis on Kaler right now. @siriusxmcomedy 97. Hannah seems a little suspect.
Best Birthday EVER! Thanks to all for the kind wishes.
Years from now, when she doesn’t get into San Diego State, and wonders why her nickname is “Baghead”, I’ll have this photo.
"What do you mean, I’m gonna have a little sister? I don’t remember approving this."
This is the Boston University Ultimate Frisbee team in 1986. We were named “The Blue Velvets” after the David Lynch film w the “B” and “U” highlighted. Get it.
If u didn’t learn anything on yesterday’s ep of “Kaler” on @siriusxmcomedy, this is why. @andrewdonnelly @matthewknudsen
It’s been 30 years, but the question hasn’t changed. “What’s so Funny bout Peace, Love, And Understanding…”
"America: Facts vs Fiction". Season 2. Today is Alamo and Stock Market Crash. Premieres Oct 7, 10 PM American Heroes Channel. @AHC_TV
You know how I like my beaches. LONG! @LaughFactory_LB
Looks like I’m already a grandparent. I hope her diapers aren’t as bad as her mother’s.
Guess what I’m doing.
Best show in town.
If we could just get Palestinians and Israelis to negotiate from the warm confines of an Elmo chair, we’d resolve this thing in an hour.
Let’s say Elmo is having a pretty tough day.
Big thanks to the hilarious @bengleib and @IamChrisPorter for doing Kaler good. Clips are coming. @siriusxmcomedy
A Taste of Kaler, Tuesdays 3 PM PAC/6 PM EST - @bildwyer explains acting @siriusxmcomedy 97.
Actually, that wasn’t that bad. Okay, I’m cool.
So wait a minute, they’re pouring water on my head for what?
So honored to do a guest set @carolinesonbway. One of the best clubs in country. Thanks!!!
Pre show prep work for “Kaler” on @siriusxmcomedy 97 w 1st Lt Mike Polanski who just returned fm Afghanistan. @Anytime_gorilla call in vets! 888-MY-BLUE-1 6 PM EST/3 PM PAC
The Kaler Show - @BilDwyer is loud by @siriusxmcomedy Tuesdays 6 PM EST/3 PM PAC
To say that kids are getting lazier is an understatement.
I’ve cried every time I’ve watched this. But never the entire movie. Til today. Elliot Smith is not helping.
And so it begins.
Yes, she did.
My favorite show in a long time was a 30 minute commercial for Pop Goes the 70’s hosted by Donnie Osmond.
The Kaler Show - Kids Today and Their Movies…and Porn by @siriusxmcomedy @THEDerekMiller @Bergmaster5000 @mattknudsen
Right Now on Kaler, @BilDwyer joins me for a little chat about life and comedy. @siriusxmcomedy 97
The Kaler Show - SiriusXM 97 Blue Collar Radio by siriusxmcomedy
Had this crazy chick in my “Bounce” class this morning.
Just a relaxing day on the water.
Instead of saving the world, wouldn’t it be great if the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles could help this guy.
"First Birthday Suit".
Happy 1st Birthday to my beautiful maniac. May your life be a room full of balloons.
"What’s in the box?!" Turns out it was Elmo’s head. And it was delicious.
There was a time when I used to be outside waiting for the liquor store to open.
Okay, so u fix the pipe. It holds for a week and the day of ur daughters bday party, it breaks and floods back yard. What’s next?
The Jamie Kaler Show “Jason Nash Is Married” by siriusxmcomedy
I’m good up to the point where u tighten the handle so much, u rip it off. What comes next?
The Kaler Show - Chris Jacobs on Stand Up Comedy and Sharks by siriusxmcomedy
I think we just found our next babysitter.
How to build your own flying car.
As I watch Predator, I’m reminded what kind of people we like to have as our politicians. Hoo-rah, Jesse!
Today’s lesson is 1) think before you swing a pick axe and 2) know where the water main cut off valve is. You’re welcome.